HEROIC MIX
Somebody has proposed that the above alliance could be formed to fight a common enemy alien
from outerspace. But note that this can be formed only after the Iraqi war because two of the candidates are now
very busy fighting each other.
According to analysts, the formation of such an alliance would be a tricky affair.
Some critical issues are : who should be the leader ? Whose face should be placed at the centre of the publicity photo ?
Whose should present a frontal view of the face ? Who should hold the weapon that Osama is now holding ? We have already seen one such
conflict in one of the impromptu publicity rehearsals to snap a group photo. The group took more than 2 hours to decide who
should hold the weapon. In the end, votes were cast and the moustached won 4-2 in favour of Osama.
It would be necessary to wait for all these
photo issues to be sorted out before any talk about the mission of the alliance could commence.
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Midd-West Co-operation
In yet another unprecedented move, a dealmaker known for his radical ideas has proposed a business tie-up between two members
of the proposed alliance (left picture), of course only after the Iraqi war. After many rounds of preliminary talks, delegations from both
countries finally settled on one such possibility.
An artist's impression of the opening ceremony of the first business branch is shown below. Such news has brought joy to investors
who are waiting to cash in on the novelty of it all. But experts warn that issues about the details in the publicity photo may again hamper progress.
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